Logics by Killer Kiran

I just know three logics. If any of you know some more, please post them, we will have fun.

Logic #1

A boy who was playing cricket comes into our hostel to take the ball back. Now he comes across our LOGIC KING. The conversation goes like this:

Boy: Anna ikkada neelu ekkda vuntai
Logic: Paina tank lo vunnai, taagu po.

Now imagine what does the boy thinks!!!! who came to quench his thirst after playing so much of cricket.

Logic #2

Amazing spontaneity!!!!

Kranti: Arey paata konchem forward cheira
Logic: email id cheppu ra forward chesta.

Logic #3

I will not comment on this. First you read it.

Mujeeb was playing EA sports cricket. I don't remember exactly but Sameer myself and some others were watching the game. A fielder was not letting the ball go past him, not even once.

Now our LOGIC KING enters the room. Even he is watching the game and again the ball goes to the same fielder and as you might guess it, he stops the ball all again. Now read on

Myself: Arey Kiran veedu ball ni prati saari aputundu ra bhai
Logic: Simple ra, emundi vaadiki "STATUE" cheppai.

Really tell me, can anyone of you think of such a witty reply. I think none will get such a thought. Even look at that; "STATUE", I don't know how many of you remember playing "STATUE", "GEMS", "CONTINUE" and many such games in childhood.

endi meeru, vutti navvutaru, marichi poyara, little finger madichi chevi ki cheyi petti "goobal palgutunnai" anali. Mana Ratan style ra.